gallerina

young woman receptionist in a gallery, essentially a gallery ballerina. essentially a slur indicating her youth, inexperience and lack of justification for having attitude while working a menial job, from 'sex in the city'

I'm not going to let some little gallerina make me feel like an idiot for not knowing what gaklyd is - look sweetie, you're just a clerk.

by stendhalismo March 05, 2005

icescapee

someone who moves from the northeast to california

packed my car, dropped my ice scraper and chains on the curb, and headed west for good

by stendhalismo May 12, 2005

the fear

paranoia/ panic caused by marijuana use

origin: William S Burroughs, LETTER FROM A MASTER ADDICT ON DANGEROUS DRUGS: "Cannabis Indica (hashish, marijuana). --The effects of this drug have been frequently and luridly described: disturbance of space-time perception, acute sensitivity to impressions, and flight of ideas, laughing jags, silliness. Marijuana is a sensitizer, and the results are not always pleasant. It makes a bad situation worse. Depression becomes despair, anxiety panic. I have already mentioned my horrible experience with marijuana during acute morphine withdrawal. I once gave marijuana to a guest who was mildly anxious about something ("On bum kicks" as he put it). After smoking half a cigarette he suddenly leapt to his feet screaming, "I got the fear!" and rushed out of the house."

by stendhalismo March 17, 2005

parade wave

also known as the 'miss america wave', and sometimes as the 'royal wave'

the beauty contestant gave her best miss america wave for the crowd, also known as the parade wave

by stendhalismo November 08, 2005

code brown

medical terminology: Xray examination of the large intestine (i.e. for polyps) may require the dreaded double threat 'double contrast' barium/ air enema, in which the cleansed colon is rinsed with barium and then inflated with air like a balloon - if the patient is unable to maintain compression of the sphincter to retain the catheter/ split valve/ inflatable buttplug used to supply the barium/ air AND to stopper the anus, and thus sprays a mixture of air, barium and fecal matter under pressure from their anus (under pressure - remember the intestine is inflated with air), it may be known as a 'code brown'. this is one of many reasons Xray techs wear shoe covers.

the patient blew a code brown, and housekeeping spent the rest of the day scrubbing fecal matter out of the light fixture with a small toothbrush

by stendhalismo April 29, 2005

passaroundpartybottom

a male ('passive') slut, generally one who participates in sex parties with multiple ('dominant') partners. a man who's been had, and often. sexually indiscriminate.

"steve's such a passaroundpartybottom, we won't let him sit on the sofa for fear he'll suck it up"

by stendhalismo September 16, 2009

Rock Star parking

also known as 'doris day parking', after the actress who would idle in parking lots waiting for the perfect space

we arrived late but still scored doris day parking

by stendhalismo August 08, 2005