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Snerfligate

After watching my 2 month old son eat, I coined a new word:

snerfligate- to consume rapidly, loudly, and without regard for whether or not consumed substance is actually entering the correct tube.
Wow, Aron was so hungry, he snerfligated all the food! Anyone know the heimlich . . .
Snerfligate by 300ZXNA September 12, 2009
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snorfling 

A combination of sniffing, snorting, and truffling. Often used in regard to various body orifices, particularly ones below the belt.

Can also be done in a bed under the blanket or in the dark with loud grunting sounds.
Zooooomagawd, we came home drunk from the bar, and this guy was like totally snorfling my vadge. I had to smack him unconscious.

snorfling 

That wierd air sucking sound you make when you wake up with one stuffed up nostril and you try to clear it out.
Bob was dreaming his pillow was jammed up his right nostril only to wake up snorfling due to a sinus infection.
snorfling by nuttybunny September 25, 2013

snorfligate

Snorfligate (verb) – To waste time by laughing uncontrollably at something ridiculously silly, especially when you're supposed to be serious.
The meeting completely derailed when Jenna snorfligated at the CEO's accidental spoonerism.
snorfligate by Wasauce May 23, 2025

snorfling 

A sexual act whereby the male partner orally enjoys (and brings enjoyment to) the females partner's breasts, via licking, sucking, and nuzzling them with his mouth and face. Is oftentimes assisted by either/both partner's hands.

Especially applicable when the woman has larger breasts rather than smallish ones.

Typically characterized by female "on top" position, where her breasts are suspended over/pressed into, the man's face.
"Oh man, we got home, she took her top off, and I just started snorfling those huge things!..."
snorfling by Chester83 May 1, 2012

Snorfling 

The act of a dog searching for crumbs of anything on the ground in hopes of a tasty morsel.
“Bigby, stop snorfling, there’s nothing on the floor for you!”
Snorfling by Feralbanshee November 6, 2020