snorfling 

A combination of sniffing, snorting, and truffling. Often used in regard to various body orifices, particularly ones below the belt.

Can also be done in a bed under the blanket or in the dark with loud grunting sounds.

Zooooomagawd, we came home drunk from the bar, and this guy was like totally snorfling my vadge. I had to smack him unconscious.

snorfling by hello world champion April 26, 2011

snorfling 

That wierd air sucking sound you make when you wake up with one stuffed up nostril and you try to clear it out.

Bob was dreaming his pillow was jammed up his right nostril only to wake up snorfling due to a sinus infection.

snorfling by nuttybunny September 25, 2013

snorfling 

A sexual act whereby the male partner orally enjoys (and brings enjoyment to) the females partner's breasts, via licking, sucking, and nuzzling them with his mouth and face. Is oftentimes assisted by either/both partner's hands.

Especially applicable when the woman has larger breasts rather than smallish ones.

Typically characterized by female "on top" position, where her breasts are suspended over/pressed into, the man's face.

"Oh man, we got home, she took her top off, and I just started snorfling those huge things!..."

snorfling by Chester83 May 1, 2012

Snorfling 

The act of a dog searching for crumbs of anything on the ground in hopes of a tasty morsel.

“Bigby, stop snorfling, there’s nothing on the floor for you!”

Snorfling by Feralbanshee November 6, 2020

Snorfling 

The act of a dog looking for tasty morsels on the group, hoping for any sort of little crumb at all.

“Bigby, stop snorfling! There’s nothing on the floor for you.”

Snorfling by Feralbanshee November 6, 2020

Snorking 

Synonym for kissing / making out

"Amy and I may have been in there... Snorking"

Snorking by Smooshingbooties November 1, 2017

Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

Snoring Starfish by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019