Wasauce's definitions

blinklefritz

Blinklefritz (noun) – The moment of panic when your smart device glitches during an important task, and you frantically press buttons hoping it’ll fix itself.

Just as Maya was about to submit her final paper, her laptop went into a full blinklefritz and froze on the loading screen.

by Wasauce May 23, 2025

SATELLITE

the best song on the planet earth made by dc the don

CAN YOU COME BE MY SATELLITE?

by Wasauce July 4, 2025

snapocalypse

A “roast” that was so mean and good that the opposing person commits s-ic-de.

When Marcus dropped that snapocalypse, even his toughest rival knew they’d just been totally demolished.

by Wasauce July 4, 2025

Wokkmukk

The practice of breaking a Russian TV by head.

The Bald Lady practiced Wokkmukk on her television.

by Wasauce May 23, 2025

Hubimkligingigity

The act of laughing with your girlfriend/partner in a slaughter house.

This is crazy! Like how my sister practiced hubimkligingigity with Chris!

by Wasauce May 23, 2025

glumbuzzle

Glumbuzzle (noun): The tangled feeling of confusion and gloom that comes from trying to assemble flat-pack furniture with missing instructions.

After three hours of wrestling with the lopsided bookshelf, Mark slumped to the floor in a state of total glumbuzzle.

by Wasauce May 23, 2025

Juglihbaughting

A German word used to describe a child dancing on a sandcastle.

The kid is Juglihbaughting in the beach at Beverly Hills.

by Wasauce May 23, 2025