simphilis

When the simping spreads from one dude to another over the same girl

Did you see all those dudes simping for that e-girl
Yeah they all have simphilis

by DisgruntledDocs November 21, 2020

Simplisticated

The right mix of simple-to-use and sophisticated.

This new e-bike I just got is so simplisticated. It's easy to use, but also does all of this other neat stuff a normal bike can’t do.

by anthumb May 20, 2022

simplisick

sexiest man alive fr

girl1: “ simplisick? who’s that?”
girl2: “a tiktoker. he’s so babygirl.”

by kateluvcatz December 8, 2022

Simplisticated

When something is easy and sophisticated, but not basic or overly complex.

I think our relationship is simplisticated and that’s perfect for me.

by anthumb May 24, 2022

Flying Turbo Syphilis

Strain of syphilis that aggressively attacks members of a group or community as if if were a conscious being capable of turbo powered flight.

Action news reports that numerous Rockdale County teens have contracted a particularly nightmarish sexually transmitted disease known as Flying Turbo Syphilis.

by bob h boberson August 18, 2008

Simplisticate

The act of making something easier, but with a good amount of depth.

I tried to simplisticate my evening routine with smart lighting all around the living room.

by anthumb May 24, 2022

Bong Syphilis

A condition that spreads around a collective group of stoners like wildfire. It begins when one gets infected with a particular sickness. This individual uses what is known as a 'bong' in order to enjoy his favorite enhanced vegetable product, then passes it on to his friends, thus, passing his sickness as well. Common signs that bong syphillis has occured is when one friend falls ill, followed by another friend the next week, and another and so on. It is suggested that mandatory water changing needs to be a priority of the group to ensure this does not happen. Also, when one is sick, it is only logical that he or she lets their fellow stoners know of their ailment(s) prior to engaging in a session.

Man, I was sick this week just like you were sick last week. I think it was the old bong syphilis.

by Sense21 February 23, 2007