After the 10th night on Mars, Homer could see signs of desert fungus forming on his genitals. Sexaphilia drove him to this hot spot. Will his fear of fungus get him home?

sexaphilia by LilyLilleth September 16, 2012

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Sanisphilia

Being sexually attracted to people who live healthy active life styles and people who make genuine effort at continuous self improvement.

"Hey look at the person over there shoving cake into there mouth isn't that hot"

"No, unfortunately I suffer from Sanisphilia I'm only attracted to healthy people, like that girl on the bike over there"

"That's fat Shaming..."

"No I don't like her because she is skinny I like her because she is actively trying to be healthy and improve herself"

Sanisphilia by HealthyMuffin November 20, 2016

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Sonicphilia

Same thing as Pedophilia but with fur.

A person who really likes to jerk off to these underaged beings like Cream and Tails is a true degenerate that really should yiff in hell.

Tyler: Hey dude guess what

Alfred: what is it

Tyler: I like jerking off to cream and tails being fucked. Officially have Sonicphilia. And I like baby soni-

Alfred: Gtfo of my place, you degenerate furry.

Sonicphilia by Kilroy wasn't here November 28, 2021

peniphilia

A strong positive emotional view towards, or positive emotion caused by the male penis. Can occur in either sex.

Tom: "I have never seen this many female sex toys in my life!"
Janet: "Yeah, I have a pretty bad case of peniphilia."

peniphilia by lsc9x August 22, 2011

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Sniphilis

(pronounced: Sniff-ill-us)A Sexually Transmitted Desease brought on after the act of a Rhinoplastsneeze similar to the age old syphilis but with some differences.

- hey padre tryn' chill tonight?
- No go Brobin, I straight rhinoplastsneezed last week and got sniphilis now....cant get outa bed
- homes thats whack!

Sniphilis by Champ-tastic December 7, 2010

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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