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diamond back sneak attack 

Making a Diamond shape with your hands in the doggie style position and then inserting your thumbs in your girls butt while having sex.
I gave her the diamond back sneak attack and and I held on as long as I could.

Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack

The act of doing a girl doggy style, slapping her and talking shit to make her angry, then grappling her like a vice all the while continuing to fuck her raw from behind. Then, pulling out, spitting on her back (pretending to have let loose the bazooka) further grabbing her head and forcing deep throat. Then, ejecting the bazooka in the throat and saying something funny triggering the white dragon. Then, BAM! punching her in the face, thus, completing the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack.
"My girlfriend broke up with me as soon as I completed the Red Dragon Rodeo Sneak Attack."

Peanut butter sneak attack

When you stick your dick in a peanut butter jar and flail it all around to smack them in the face
Yo my dad just gave a peanut butter sneak attack out of no where.

Mississippi sneak attack 

The Mississippi sneak attack, is when a girl goes to sleep in your bed and someone else goes in your room, and she thinks it's you. Then they proceed to have sex, and when it's all over the guy whispers in her ear, "It's about time we did this" revealing his true identity.
Wes pulled the Mississippi sneak attack on your girlfriend last night!

Salt Lake Sneak Attack 

When you get a girl really drunk and while she's bent over vomiting you ravage her from behind.
Dude, last night Karie was hurling her guts out so I pulled the salt lake sneak attack.
Salt Lake Sneak Attack by Salty Joe December 19, 2008

sneak attack 

Really awesome move where you bang a chic in the ass, and just before you cum, pull out and spit on her neck. Innocently thinking you finished, she turns around, just in time for you to nail her in the face.
sneak attack by Liz May 15, 2003