Snailtard

A person who drives so unduly slow, as to the point of idiocy.

Bob was reduced not only to tears, but also, intense road rage when two snailtards held up both the fast, and slow lanes of the main highway, only doing a mere 30 mph in a 55 zone.

by Tabasco Rodriguez February 21, 2011

snailtrail

The female form of the bagdrag, the snailtrail is the sliding of one's poonanny across the forehead of an unsuspecting intoxicated or sleeping victim. The snailtrail is best performed during ovulation when discharge is thicker and richer. Note: can result in injury if the snailtrailer is not stealthy.

Hey look, Kira is sleeping peacefully, let's start her morning off right with a snailtrail.

by Seeg June 3, 2006

snailtrail

secretion or wetness found in the panties of women when they are horny.

stop lusting after him for goodness sake your gonna give yourself a snailtrail!!!

by jed and deb August 21, 2005

snacktard

A person who is unable to pick out proper snackage, and ends up sorry and unsatisfied.

Kim is such a snacktard; every time she goes to the grocery store, she comes home with beans and rice and nothing more. Then come 10 o'clock, guess who's starving with nothing to snack on. Snacktard!

by Soooooz February 1, 2009

snaptard

An amateur photographer who is unprepared for a fleeting photo-opportunity, or slow to snap the photo as a scene evolves, thus missing the key moment.

He's such a snaptard; the deer stood looking at us for ages, and then wandered off while he fumbled in his bag for the camera.

by hillsider September 22, 2010

Snailternity

The concept of dropping a snail into a time-vortex in which the snail is forced to snail across all of time and space. More specifically, the concept of how mind-numbingly slow that process would be compared to say, Usain Bolt running across all of time and space. In other words, a really long, long, long time.

Carla: Wasn't Michael supposed to be here already? He said ten minutes tops.
Alec: Yeah, but Michael operates on a different time system. He takes a snailternity to get to places.

by navidad May 13, 2014

Spaintard

A way to descripe Spanish player in online games who don't care about the English language despite the game they play might be a teamgame with different nations who don't speak Spanish.

Inflated ego, not willing to communicate in English and flaming you in Spanish, thinking they country is great in any way.. Apart from being indebted.

Close to his brother, the "Frenchtard".

Spaintard: "Hola!"
Normal player: "Hello"
Spaintard: "Hablas Espanol???????"
Normal player: "No.. English please"
Spaintard: "(Spanish nonsense)"
Normal player: "Dude, English please!"
Spaintard: "Hijo de puta (random insults)"

by Lulu the Witch October 28, 2013