snarftard 

To laugh at something silly while sneezing and farting

John is a snarftard. He was laughing at my joke while sneezing and farting so therefore he is a snarftard.

snarftard by Humbl3.mind3d November 24, 2020

smartard 

noun, a person who is smart in some things and retarded in others

a smartard may be very good in school however have no common sense

smartard by Bart Roskoski October 18, 2008

smarttard 

A person who thinks they are smart but they act like a fucking retard. Otherwise known as a dumbass.

Oh, you are such a smarttard.

smarttard by swissmocha April 1, 2005

Sharttard 

The act of farting but accidentally crapping ones pants in a retarded fashion.
One who resembles the stains in a retarded persons underpants.

Dennis is a sharttard.

Sharttard by crumb5336 May 5, 2009

sarctard 

Noun: A person incapable of recognizing sarcasm.

The sarctard over there thinks I was serious when I told him he was the brightest guy in the room.

sarctard by BrilliantK November 4, 2013

shartard

A person who sharts too often, thus arousing intense displeasure among the general public.

Did you just hear that? He's a shartard.

shartard by lit_af March 2, 2017

Smartarded 

When somebody uses intelligence in a profoundly stupid way.

:: Smartarded ::
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...

Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.

Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.

Smartarded by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006