snacktard 

A person who is unable to pick out proper snackage, and ends up sorry and unsatisfied.

Kim is such a snacktard; every time she goes to the grocery store, she comes home with beans and rice and nothing more. Then come 10 o'clock, guess who's starving with nothing to snack on. Snacktard!

snacktard by Soooooz February 1, 2009

Snackurday 

A monthly event to give the wildlife and forest critters that visit a special treat. Could be oodles of noodles, hard-boiled eggs, meatballs, etc.

The second Saturday of every month, CritterVision holds a Snackurday event to feed the woodland critters a special treat.

Snackurday by CritterVision May 3, 2020

socktarded 

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

socktarded by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Snackbaring

A shout of celebration after having killed or shot down a war enemy in combat. In almost every case, it refers to when someone shouts, "allahu akbar!"

Orgin: Liveleak

"Warning: This video contains snackbaring!"

"Rebels Hit Syrian Helicopter and Have a Snackbar Orgasm"

Snackbaring by ItsCory April 28, 2014

aloha snackbar 

Parody of "Allahu Ackbar" or "God is great", an exclamation used by surviving perpetrators of Islam-related violence. Used to mock Islamists, political Islam, politically-correct defenses of Islam and Islam-related violence.

Generally used as a simple exclamation to mock and show contempt for Islam and Islamo-fruitcake perpetrators of Islam-related violence, as in "Aloha snackbar! Bacon!". (Note: Use on commercial aircraft is treated as a felony by the FBI.)

aloha snackbar by Sal the Maniac September 12, 2013

Sackwards 

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.

Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.

Sackwards by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007

Snackbar 

A derogatory nickname for Islamic Extremists & ISIL members, originating from the term "Allahu Ackbar," which was then bastardized into "Aloha Snackbar."

Can be used in reference to piss-poor rifle marksmanship/form, incorrect handling of explosive ordinance, and most other amateurish pseudo-military activities.

Ahmed got on to Amazon and bought bomb components and a D.I.Y. AK-47 kit. I think he wants to be a snackbar.

Sam, what the fuck are you doing shooting your rifle from the hip like that? I didn't know you were a snackbar.

Snackbar by anton-xt April 25, 2016