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The concept of dropping a snail into a time-vortex in which the snail is forced to snail across all of time and space. More specifically, the concept of how mind-numbingly slow that process would be compared to say, Usain Bolt running across all of time and space. In other words, a really long, long, long time.
Carla: Wasn't Michael supposed to be here already? He said ten minutes tops.
Alec: Yeah, but Michael operates on a different time system. He takes a snailternity to get to places.
by navidad March 31, 2014
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