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snailtrail 

The female form of the bagdrag, the snailtrail is the sliding of one's poonanny across the forehead of an unsuspecting intoxicated or sleeping victim. The snailtrail is best performed during ovulation when discharge is thicker and richer. Note: can result in injury if the snailtrailer is not stealthy.
Hey look, Kira is sleeping peacefully, let's start her morning off right with a snailtrail.
snailtrail by Seeg June 3, 2006
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snailtrail 

secretion or wetness found in the panties of women when they are horny.
stop lusting after him for goodness sake your gonna give yourself a snailtrail!!!
snailtrail by jed and deb August 21, 2005

snailtrail 

When you have to start slow and line up the butthole with precum. Once the snailtrail is made one can go ham and make the shit ground beef
I started slow, once I got my snailtrail made I got after that shit like a John Deere in full wheel drive
snailtrail by FattttttJ September 13, 2019

SnailTrail 

the trail of slime that fucked up pieces of shit people leave behind
He was such a piece of evil sht he left a snailtrail everywhere he went !
SnailTrail by str8lace September 21, 2020

snailtrail 

Traceable path in location of snailmail
The long lost letter was recovered after avidly having followed a snailtrail.
snailtrail by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

Mendocino Snail Trail 

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.
"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

snail trail race 

When two girls get really wet and drag their pussies across bedsheets to see who can leave the longest pussy juice line on the sheet.

Typically both girls would be next to eachother either on their stomach or on their backs. Each girl would grind their pussy into the bedsheet while moving upwards toward the end of the bed in an attempt to leave the longest trail of pussy juice. When the juice drys it will appear shiney and slimy as if a snail had crossed the bed.
I had two girls over last night in my bed and they had a snail trail race.
snail trail race by Bigdadddyz April 22, 2017
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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