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shailandra 

the best boss ever. one who is always there for you.
"i wish my boss was shailandra"
"that shailandra is a cool dude"
shailandra by mr ryan m January 6, 2008

salandered 

when some deserving asshole in authority finally gets what's coming to them in a unique and beautiful way, without expecting it at all.

originating from the best heroine of all time, Lisbeth Salander
those doctors testified that she was retarded, little did they know they were about to be excruciatingly salandered.
salandered by shanipriya August 14, 2010

Shailandra 

Shailandra is kind, graceful, calm and humorous. He enjoys working out, and baking banana breads. He is a great host, who always has a party trick up his sleeve. Shailandras tend to be easy going and non-fussy, with great taste in music. His friends call him 'shelly', and as a heterosexual man with some androgynous tendencies, he is totally comfortable responding to that nickname.
I enjoyed playing badminton with Shailandra the other day—it helped that he brought home-baked babkas !
Shailandra by corduroypants November 29, 2021

sealander 

A stick used to write or draw in the sand.
The young boy drew a picture in the sand using his sealander.
sealander by zantern July 2, 2005

scablander 

From the game apex legends pathfinder learns it from “an old friend”
Pathfinder: piss off scablander
Robot: gets hit by a billboard
scablander by Youtube: Lixaru December 26, 2021

stanlandese 

Refers to the languages spoken by the people in the region of Stanland, which includes Afganistan, Pakistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, and Kyrgyzstan
I traveled to Kyrgyzstan recently, but I had a hard time speaking to anyone because I didn't understand Stanlandese
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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