Spaintard

A way to descripe Spanish player in online games who don't care about the English language despite the game they play might be a teamgame with different nations who don't speak Spanish.

Inflated ego, not willing to communicate in English and flaming you in Spanish, thinking they country is great in any way.. Apart from being indebted.

Close to his brother, the "Frenchtard".

Spaintard: "Hola!"
Normal player: "Hello"
Spaintard: "Hablas Espanol???????"
Normal player: "No.. English please"
Spaintard: "(Spanish nonsense)"
Normal player: "Dude, English please!"
Spaintard: "Hijo de puta (random insults)"

by Lulu the Witch October 28, 2013

Sphinctard

A sphinctard is the all too common combination of Asshole and Retard. A typical sphinctard will fuck things up, lose or misplace his things, make a lot of mistakes and then actively, even agressively, blame others for all of it. A sphinctard will NEVER accept blame for anything, no matter how obvious it is to others that the sphinctards problems are of his own making. Sphinctards always have a feeling of entitlement, usually the product of rich parents that totally spoiled them when they were growing up. Sphinctards are ALWAYS cheap. Sphinctards usually have few friends, but sometimes have suprisingly good looking looking girlfriends. The girlfriends ALWAYS have a very low self-esteem because they are the only people that will put up with a sphinctard for very long. Sphinctard's girlfiends usually split the tab or pick up the whole thing.

1. That Sphinctard borrowed, then crashed his sisters car, then blamed her for not having better quality tires on it.

2. The Sphinctard forgot where he left his toolbelt, then blamed the first guy he saw for stealing it.

3. The Sphinctard told his girlfirend that she had to pay the restaurant check because his steak was a bit overcooked and he shouldn't have to pay for a meal he didn't enjoy.

by Construction Guy August 8, 2009

spoontard

to walk into a gas station pretending to have a disability in order to confuse the employees; so called, because the originator used a pink plastic spoon in the first ever spoontard.

We're going spoontarding later when we get some corn nuts.

by spoontard March 21, 2009

spagtard

someone who isn't retarded but acts like one.

stop acting like a spagtard

by mike444444 August 28, 2009

spamtard

spammer + retard = spamtard.

dude don't be such a spamtard; at least make coherant spam

by Soy December 1, 2003

Spaniard Movement

The Spaniard Movement is a way of life; in pursuit of strength, honor and excellence. It is embodied by Maximus Decimus Meridius, the protagonist in the Ridley Scott-directed film "Gladiator." A general who became a slave, and a slave who became a gladiator. He was known as Spaniard.

I will butcher my final exams. I am on the Spaniard Movement.

by Spaniard (Maximus) January 6, 2011

spictard

A bad term to describe a hispanic person with mental problems.

Hey pappi, you a spictard.

by boltneck1223454 May 12, 2008