A dude or dudette who is part of the sharp, creative workforce in the trendy Scottsdale, Arizona city. The saguaro cactus is his/her mascot because it is an icon of living in the desert where people cannot handle cold weather. Often seen wearing skinny jeans, a suit jacket, sunglasses, and carrying a laptop briefcase, the saguarbro (or gal) spends his/her free time checking out the newest foodie and entertainment spots in Old Town Scottsdale, taking a bike ride along the canal, or enjoying a morning hike. A saguarbro also says things like "no worries, its a dry heat" or "seriously, it was only 60 degrees out today so I had to bring a coat."

I am looking for a job in Scottsdale, let me reach out to my saguarbro for some connections.

That saguarbro is wearing gloves and its 65 degrees outside.

Did you see that saguarbro that just walked into that office? I think I saw her at the club on Saturday.
The local coffee house was filled with saguar[bros[ on their laptops.

Saguar[bro] by Edward Scottsdale May 6, 2018

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shaguar

A woman in her mid-50s, who still thinks she's a cougar and refuses to admit she's getting older. Tends to wear gold sandals and leopard-print tops, tacky costume jewellery and glittery eye shadow. Hair is normally quite large and platinum coloured. May or may not be recently divorced but is always on the hunt for younger prey.

"Hey - check out the shaguar in the leopard-print top over there. One more drink and I think she's going to pounce on the poor bartender. He's gotta be 20 years younger ... yikes!"

shaguar by mirandadunsterville July 28, 2009

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Shaguary

Proper Noun
A month dedicated to shagging, more specifically February, but January is also widely accepted if you’re feeling extra horny. The goal
is to have more sex than the rest of your friends in Shaguary

Ah mate I can’t wait to get railed for the whole
of Shaguary

Shaguary by AnonymisingSex December 21, 2020

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