Snaggard 

Someone who habitually steals (or snags) items from other people.

That bastard stole my cell phone AGAIN! What a snaggard!

Snaggard by The Best Definer Ever? September 20, 2010

slaggard 

Name given to anybody who regularly acts, or is acting like a complete tool. Generally, a slaggard will have a brain that is smaller than that of an emu.

That guy driving that jet-ski is a complete slaggard

slaggard by maz1 April 2, 2009

swaggard 

Someone who walks in an extremely confident, arrogant or aggresive way

That guy is a total swaggard

swaggard by Orch October 24, 2013

Shaggard 

A compound word derived from Shagged and Haggard. Often used in reference to how one might feel waking up with a hangover after a one night stand. Term to describe the abuse done to your liver and genitals during uncontrolled drinking and meaningless sex.

"Damn, I feel shaggard this morning." "Dude, you look totally shaggard!"

Shaggard by Joe G of Denver April 15, 2008

slaggard 

slaggard, meaning lazy

dave: god that guy at the service station is a bloody slaggard, he opened the cash register and told me to just chuck the money in there

slaggard by .cookie. June 23, 2007

Tyler Staggard 

Some faggot that plays the guitar

I hate that ‘Tyler Staggard’ kid he’s a faggot.

Tyler Staggard by Joelfridge April 19, 2022

spaggard 

An amalgamation of spack and blaggard, but retaining most of the former's meaning.

A clumsy or cackhanded person, prone to acting like a retard, whether intentionally or no.

It is generally used without any other words - i.e. you wouldn't say 'you are a spaggard', just 'spaggard'.

Bill totally had a window for some snatch grabbin tonight, but poured his drink all over her tits. Spaggard.

spaggard by piratethomas January 22, 2009