Smythey

An insult towards a unlikable type of person, most likely someone who acts in a shifty or creepy manner, though it can be used in a variety of ways.

"There's a new bakery in town, have you been?" "Nah, I wouldn't go there if I were you, there's that smythey looking chap in the upstairs apartment."

by LockinLoonaLancer April 23, 2025

Smythers

One of the few last names that, when spoken, is generally followed with a long, yelled SMYTHERRRRRRRRS! Someone standing behind you will ask why your friend yelled Smythers so loud and you'll have to explain that it is from the Simpsons, and various other places and end up more confused than you started. Such a great last name.

*___ Smythers is walking down the hallway*
Person 1: "SMYTHERRRRRRRRRS"
Smythers: That's me.

by Smythers February 16, 2009

Smythe

One who commits nasty acts in favour of himself.

'You're a Smythy character.' 'Don't be a Smythe.' 'Stop Smything it!' 'Can I have 20p for the bus? Fuck off you Smythy bastard.' 'You ordering a pint of Smythe?' 'You've been Smything it recently.' 'You're a Smythy piece of work.' 'You Smythed it with that bird, mate.'

by The Infamous Smythe May 27, 2013

Smythe

To sell someone into sexual slavery; To pimp someone out for profit; To exploit innocent women; To engage in international sex trafficking.

"Man, if that bitch doesn't straighten up, I'm gonna Smythe her!"

by Zeek McCalister May 12, 2010

conn smythe

The Conn Smythe Trophy is an annual award given to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs. The winner is selected by the Professional Hockey Writers' Association at the conclusion of the final game in the Stanley Cup finals.

The Smythe Trophy was presented by Maple Leaf Gardens Limited in 1964 to honor Conn Smythe, the former coach, manager, president and owner-governor of the Toronto Maple Leafs.

Brad Richards won the Conn Smythe in 2004.

by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004

drew smythe

- a cheater/ liar/ and all around douche bag :). This is a boy (bitch) that has no life so he chooses to base his existence on false pretenses. He (she) will make up lies and start rumors about amazing girls that should not have to deal with his bullshit. He will “pretend” to be his girlfriend and defend himself. But in reality he is alone. He thinks he looks good and he is hot shit but in reality, he is an ugly ass recess character named “Mikey”. He acts like he wants nothing to do with a rumor(s) that he started. This right here ladies and gentlemen is a piece of shit person. So if you come across (a) Drew Smythe rum for the fucking hills because if you don’t he will make up lies about you and rumors just to make himself look “cool” but in reality, he is a freshman in high school who’s life is meaningless.

Kid: Hey do you know drew smythe?
Other Kid: No

Kid: Good you don’t want to, nobody wants to know him

by drew_smythe_expossed October 16, 2017

Alderon J Smythe

Alderon is the most stunning! The biggest sweetheart in the entire world and he'll make a nice comfy spot in your heart. One would desire to gaze into his shiny forest green brown eyes the whole day long. No matter what time of the day it is, he always makes your heart pound with happiness. Super company, super adorable, super sweetie, superman reinvented:) So caring and kind, he will be able to read your inner most feelings - MAGICAL. He'll truly make you smile every time you see him. Alderon is AMAZING. love you Alderon.

Alderon J Smythe... gosh you're something so so special, gorgeous one. k3ve you heaps :)

by pseudonumberoneonenine June 19, 2010