Smythy
Smythy by Smythy boii August 23, 2016
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Titty smithy
Tom: I wonder how the females get such accurate Armour for their titties
Jacob: Mandick the titty smithy makes it
Tom: Thanks for telling me bro
Jacob: Mandick the titty smithy makes it
Tom: Thanks for telling me bro
Titty smithy by Person reading this has gay June 2, 2018
Smythers
One of the few last names that, when spoken, is generally followed with a long, yelled SMYTHERRRRRRRRS! Someone standing behind you will ask why your friend yelled Smythers so loud and you'll have to explain that it is from the Simpsons, and various other places and end up more confused than you started. Such a great last name.
smithy boy
A faggot who tries to rap on the internet in a pre-pubescent voice, he also smokes marajuana while he raps and he recently became well known due to Smithy Boy and the crew ft. L Dot who is a scrubber with a speech impediment. He also thinks he is "Down wi da kids innit fam!"
smithy boy by ReFL3X July 12, 2014
Smythe
'You're a Smythy character.' 'Don't be a Smythe.' 'Stop Smything it!' 'Can I have 20p for the bus? Fuck off you Smythy bastard.' 'You ordering a pint of Smythe?' 'You've been Smything it recently.' 'You're a Smythy piece of work.' 'You Smythed it with that bird, mate.'
Smythe by The Infamous Smythe May 27, 2013
Smithy Finisher
A sex act performed on your woman in the 69 position. Using your index and second finger on each hand alternatively like a sewing machine at full throttle. Expect squirting...
After slamming my bird for 3 hours I just flipped her over into the 69 and gave her the smithy finisher ;)
Smithy Finisher by gman69 January 9, 2015
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