- a cheater/ liar/ and all around douche bag :). This is a boy (bitch) that has no life so he chooses to base his existence on false pretenses. He (she) will make up lies and start rumors about amazing girls that should not have to deal with his bullshit. He will “pretend” to be his girlfriend and defend himself. But in reality he is alone. He thinks he looks good and he is hot shit but in reality, he is an ugly ass recess character named “Mikey”. He acts like he wants nothing to do with a rumor(s) that he started. This right here ladies and gentlemen is a piece of shit person. So if you come across (a) Drew Smythe rum for the fucking hills because if you don’t he will make up lies about you and rumors just to make himself look “cool” but in reality, he is a freshman in high school who’s life is meaningless.
Kid: Hey do you know drew smythe?
Other Kid: No

Kid: Good you don’t want to, nobody wants to know him
by drew_smythe_expossed October 17, 2017
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