smythed

When "that guy" comes over a few times a week, surreptitiously drinks all of your beer, then just as quietly as he came--he leaves. He/she also never actually buys or brings any beer of their own.

"Hey tito, where did all of the coronas go??--I just bought a whole case." "I don't know, I think I saw ronathon drinking some earlier but now he's gone!?" "Dammit, that asshole just smythed me again!!"

by Sarcophilus Satanicus January 11, 2008

smythed

being Smythed. when you have been violated so badly for example getting robbed, getting your makeup done in your sleep, getting covered in food in your sleep, you’ve been SMYTHED. in relation to smiggy

you just got smythed
we smythed him so hard

by sinisterbabaaaaaa November 5, 2023

Will Smithed

Slap someone in front of a Crowd

Today I Will Smithed someone

He got embarrassed because he got Will Smithed

by MrMuuuuur March 28, 2022

Smythers

One of the few last names that, when spoken, is generally followed with a long, yelled SMYTHERRRRRRRRS! Someone standing behind you will ask why your friend yelled Smythers so loud and you'll have to explain that it is from the Simpsons, and various other places and end up more confused than you started. Such a great last name.

*___ Smythers is walking down the hallway*
Person 1: "SMYTHERRRRRRRRRS"
Smythers: That's me.

by Smythers February 16, 2009

Smythe

One who commits nasty acts in favour of himself.

'You're a Smythy character.' 'Don't be a Smythe.' 'Stop Smything it!' 'Can I have 20p for the bus? Fuck off you Smythy bastard.' 'You ordering a pint of Smythe?' 'You've been Smything it recently.' 'You're a Smythy piece of work.' 'You Smythed it with that bird, mate.'

by The Infamous Smythe May 27, 2013

Agent Smithed

When you are having an awakening to hidden truths of our world and someone (i.e. friend, family member, etc.) attempts to "blue pill" you with sources such as Snopes, CNN or similar main stream media to suck you back into hive mind most people are trapped in.

I was telling Steve about the dangers of most vaccines and then Carla AGENT SMITHED me with some propaganda from the Gates Foundation.

by Hillarion May 13, 2020

Smythe

To sell someone into sexual slavery; To pimp someone out for profit; To exploit innocent women; To engage in international sex trafficking.

"Man, if that bitch doesn't straighten up, I'm gonna Smythe her!"

by Zeek McCalister May 12, 2010