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Smythers 

One of the few last names that, when spoken, is generally followed with a long, yelled SMYTHERRRRRRRRS! Someone standing behind you will ask why your friend yelled Smythers so loud and you'll have to explain that it is from the Simpsons, and various other places and end up more confused than you started. Such a great last name.
*___ Smythers is walking down the hallway*
Person 1: "SMYTHERRRRRRRRRS"
Smythers: That's me.
Smythers by Smythers February 16, 2009
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Will Smithers 

1) A famously known player around the MMORPG community, who has set over-the-bar achievements that no player can ever dream of reaching. He is also known as Zezima.
"Yo, man. Will Smithers is over there pl0xing it up in the Duel Arena while using the head banging emote."
Will Smithers by Bowjingle June 22, 2011

Micah Smithers 

A prepubescent boy who uses depreciating comedy and his rare but relatable sense of humor to make up for the fact that he has a teeny weeny, but a humungo bunghole.
Josh: Where's Micah Smithers?
Hall Monitor Helen: He's probably out there right now getting his hole stretched to the size of a shower drain!
Josh: Without me?

Smithers 

Waylon Smithers, Mr. Burns' assistant (see The Simpsons). Extremely sycophantic towards Burns despite his abuse, and obviously gay, though he never openly admits it.
My dad had this guy working at his office that was such a Waylon Smithers
Smithers by LudwigVan August 10, 2004

Smithers 

The gayest man alive. Will someday marry Mr Burns
Mr Burns: *jumps out of a cake, with nothing but a banner on* Happy Birthday, Mr. smithers!

Smither:*gayly* Mmmmmmmmmm
Smithers by Someone August 8, 2004

Smithers 

Smithers by labatt June 23, 2003

Smithers 

A kiss-ass, employee who brown-noses the boss. Named after Waylon Smithers on the Simpsons.
Sebastien bought our boss an expensive Christmas present again this year. What a Smithers!
Smithers by JoelR July 8, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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