One who commits nasty acts in favour of himself.
'You're a Smythy character.' 'Don't be a Smythe.' 'Stop Smything it!' 'Can I have 20p for the bus? Fuck off you Smythy bastard.' 'You ordering a pint of Smythe?' 'You've been Smything it recently.' 'You're a Smythy piece of work.' 'You Smythed it with that bird, mate.'
by The Infamous Smythe May 27, 2013
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To sell someone into sexual slavery; To pimp someone out for profit; To exploit innocent women; To engage in international sex trafficking.
"Man, if that bitch doesn't straighten up, I'm gonna Smythe her!"
by Zeek McCalister May 12, 2010
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doughnut puncher...to the uber max, sometimes a shway dude...but mainly just a chez ass doughnut puncher
yo, do u know who Smythe is?
yea, he's a doughnut puncher...says shway a lot...thinks kandy is fun to stick up his cornhole...i bashed him in the dome piece
dag yo
by 315 & T-Dog! March 28, 2003
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any time a gay man rapes and molestes a straight man
my poor friend Dave got drunk and was Smyth'd by Marc when he passed out
by Marclovescock May 10, 2019
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To make big plans but not follow through with them
Kieran was going to go to stay in Australia for a year but he smythed out after 2 weeks
by GildoBaggins October 17, 2008
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When "that guy" comes over a few times a week, surreptitiously drinks all of your beer, then just as quietly as he came--he leaves. He/she also never actually buys or brings any beer of their own.
"Hey tito, where did all of the coronas go??--I just bought a whole case." "I don't know, I think I saw ronathon drinking some earlier but now he's gone!?" "Dammit, that asshole just smythed me again!!"
by Sarcophilus Satanicus December 14, 2007
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Another way to write the name "Smith", with the silly notion that it actually makes the person with the name seem more unique, when they really aren't.
Joe Smyth?
It's prenounced SMITH, but spelled with a "y".
Why?
by Louie Ed June 26, 2008
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