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smatties 

1. massive breasts on any girl
2. unusually extra-large breasts in relation to a girl's body type or size
Did you see those? Those tits were huge. And she was skinny. I mean, on a large girl, they'd just be regular tatties. But on her, they're smatties!
smatties by douglas001 November 2, 2008
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Smatthew 

On an episode of the television show, Newsradio, the resident fool (Matthew) is given a drink that makes him smart. He takes on the new persona of Smatthew, meaning Smart Matthew.
The episode of Newsradio where Matthew becomes Smatthew is based off of the book, Flowers for Algernon.
Smatthew by Omega2k3 March 30, 2006

smatterchew 

Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you".
Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner of the trailer.
smatterchew by jeru411 December 25, 2008
a way to describe the fact that your slick and smart
Lilah: bro i just finessed a pair of sneakers off of this kid

Gia: girl you smatted
smatted by lljforever44 October 19, 2020
A tall xc runner with a inverse gyat but gets all the d1 dick and is really good at smashing.
One bus ride to states I heard a loud slapping sound but it was fine because it was just Scyattt
Scyattt by Xc-team November 1, 2023

Smatting 

When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"
Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"
Smatting by Smatting April 26, 2015