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smatties 

1. massive breasts on any girl
2. unusually extra-large breasts in relation to a girl's body type or size
Did you see those? Those tits were huge. And she was skinny. I mean, on a large girl, they'd just be regular tatties. But on her, they're smatties!
smatties by douglas001 November 2, 2008
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Smatthew 

On an episode of the television show, Newsradio, the resident fool (Matthew) is given a drink that makes him smart. He takes on the new persona of Smatthew, meaning Smart Matthew.
The episode of Newsradio where Matthew becomes Smatthew is based off of the book, Flowers for Algernon.
Smatthew by Omega2k3 March 30, 2006

smatterchew 

Smatterchew is redneck for "what is the matter with you".
Billy bob, you eatin cat food again? Smatterchew, go to yer corner of the trailer.
smatterchew by jeru411 December 25, 2008
a way to describe the fact that your slick and smart
Lilah: bro i just finessed a pair of sneakers off of this kid

Gia: girl you smatted
smatted by lljforever44 October 19, 2020
A tall xc runner with a inverse gyat but gets all the d1 dick and is really good at smashing.
One bus ride to states I heard a loud slapping sound but it was fine because it was just Scyattt
Scyattt by Xc-team November 1, 2023

Smatting 

When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"
Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"
Smatting by Smatting April 26, 2015
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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