Smatting

When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"
Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"
by Smatting April 26, 2015
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smatted

a way to describe the fact that your slick and smart
Lilah: bro i just finessed a pair of sneakers off of this kid

Gia: girl you smatted
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smat

Yo smat bro, we gotta chill!
by Glenn Roderick February 19, 2011
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smat

smart way of saying "smart"

used to describe something that really isn't smart at all, but it is used the same way as the word smart
i so smat
by coopBoi April 02, 2019
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Smat

1. A word replacing any word you please.
2. A word to replace any part of a word you please.
3. Smart, with a typo. Therefore, stupid.
4. A sound like "splat"
1: I smat myself last night.
2: I'm smatastic!
3: You're being so smat, man.
4: There was a SMAT! And it broke.
by Brit and Syd October 30, 2007
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stands for Sauce Me A Text

The act of sending a text to a chum, bro, or bitch
That bitch smat last night, and I was too pissed to give a shit!
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smats

Same as something that hurts.
Owww!....smats
by fruit May 16, 2003
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