when you gots ta asks what is wrong really fast.
What smatter witcha, b?
by i8x November 10, 2007
This is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question "What is the matter ?" or " Is there a problem ? "
The being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.
{Definitions #1}

:Hey... What smatter ? You don't look so good.

{Definition #2}

: Oh no ! That not good ! I just farted and got smatter on my underware !
by critter getter September 27, 2009
semen, cum, jizz, skeet, man juice .....whatever you want to call it
I walked in on them and she had smatter all over her face
by changus emangus March 9, 2008
I was given a smattering of stamps to choose from.
by Patricia Gibbens September 12, 2003
A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.
"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag
by Jeebus McChrist March 29, 2006
Taking a dump on someones chest during sexual intercourse.
"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"
by Turbaisu August 5, 2007