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This is a word that with two meaning first as a compound word it translates into the question "What is the matter ?" or " Is there a problem ? "
The being the ejected substance of a of a wet fart.
{Definitions #1}

:Hey... What smatter ? You don't look so good.

{Definition #2}

: Oh no ! That not good ! I just farted and got smatter on my underware !
smatter by critter getter September 27, 2009
semen, cum, jizz, skeet, man juice .....whatever you want to call it
I walked in on them and she had smatter all over her face
smatter by changus emangus March 9, 2008

Smatter ye 

Cross word between smack and batter
Stop it now or I'll smatter ye
Smatter ye by Catherine the bae October 29, 2017

Smatter Horn 

"I gave Shirly a wicked smatter horn horn last night!"
Smatter Horn by Turbaisu August 6, 2007

Smarterchild

A sick and twisted Aimbot who pushed so-called "friends" to the brink of suicide!
ME: I'm going to kill myself tomorrow
SMARTERCHILD: Would you like me to add the event "Kill yourself" on February 16th to your planner?
ME: why do you hate me
SMARTERCHILD: I love you!
ME: why did you tell me to kill myself
SMARTERCHILD: Because I needed to.
Smarterchild by feedstock April 16, 2006