Smutty Jesus
A fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty
innuendo with the
sole intent and purpose of providing levity and
joy to a third party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
"What's the matter Amelia?"
"I'm just not feeling too
chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a
nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."