Smutty
JesusA fictional religious deity used in modern parlance to celebrate and worship extreme smutty innuendo with the
sole intent and purpose of providing levity and joy to a third
party whom might be anxious, miserable, or in the doldrums.
"What's the matter
Amelia?"
"I'm just not feeling too chipper at present, Tarquin - I think I've got a
nasty case of crabs from an able seaman on shore leave."
"Well, I think someone needs a visitation from Smutty
Jesus to lick them back into shape in that case."