Smurfett 

Females with the name that start with "Keilsee", who thoroughly enjoy giving oral pleasure; or sucking dick, if you will- for the blue bean pills that everyone is all hype about

"Yo bro, that bitch is a full on Smurfett"

"Do Smurfetts love putting their lips around dick as much as they love putting their lips around that tooter?"

Smurfett by LilyLilyLickMe March 15, 2024

Smurfette 

That one girl who sleeps with all the guys.

The new kid already hit Smurfette.

Smurfette by MyBoxHasInternet March 29, 2011

smurfet 

Smurfet is a beautiful, athletic girl who all boys drool over a girl who can get a guy to like her in no time

"Who is that " that's smurfet " wow she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen " you think I have a chance ? Haha no way dude

smurfet by Wowimbeautiful December 18, 2015

Smurfetted 

When a whore gets gangbanged by a bunch of guys. The difference from a traditional gangbang is that each guy chokes the whore while porking her and cums all over her chest and stomach. Therefore, after she has been had by the whole village worth of dudes she has a blue face and white dress just like Smurfette.

Gina is such a whore. I heard she got Smurfetted by the whole damn football team!

Smurfetted by somecrazytexan July 28, 2010

Smurfette 

A woman who goes down far enough, long enough that her face turns blue.

Becky in known for using her smurfette expertise in order to make men cum.

Smurfette by DV Jake July 8, 2019

Smurfette Girl

an annoying girl with a crazy tan
and an uneven face that looks like the small creature from the 1980s cartoon show. also she usually thinks shes skinny but shes not.

i think we should like toooottaly be jealous of the smurfette girl like shes so
oo pretty and hot and skinny and she seems like super smart

Smurfette Girl by girl.li.shuss February 16, 2009

Smurfette Conundrum 

When you're the only girl in a group of friends and your role in the group/team gets simplified to "the girl" or worse, "the potential love interest." Oftentimes, the rest of the group will assume you're sleeping with or consider you as "claimed" by one of the other members of the friend group, as if you were property or a prize as opposed to a person with agency. This situation is punctuated by the fact that you are attracted to none of the people in this group. And in the worst case scenario, they're assuming you're sleeping with the least attractive member of the group.
If you have a solid group of male friends and you treat them all equally, this stereotype can dissipate, but it's rare. The only true defense is to make sure you are as non-flirtatious as possible with your male friends, but that's where the conundrum comes in, because if you're even just breathing, males will assume you're a thot.
The Smurfette Conundrum is common in male-dominated environments where women have minimal choices outside of having many male friends. This stereotype is perpetuated by the majority of mainstream tv series.

"Hey, I've been hearing things about you and Jake from his buddies? What's going on with you two?"
"Oh ew no, Jake's just my friend. I bar-hopped with him and his boys a few times and they assumed he was banging me. It's a typical Smurfette Conundrum, but it doesn't matter, Jake just needs to be escorted back to the friend-zone he tried to crawl out of."

Smurfette Conundrum by RachelLutherQueen July 14, 2018