smurfet

Smurfet is a beautiful, athletic girl who all boys drool over a girl who can get a guy to like her in no time

"Who is that " that's smurfet " wow she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen " you think I have a chance ? Haha no way dude

by Wowimbeautiful December 18, 2015

Wet Smurfer

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint

Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!

by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021

smurfton

smurfton = anton but smurf

so op anton crazy kovaaks god

someone gets rank 1 in minecraft server

"omg that must be smurfton"

by laptoplord October 4, 2021

Smurfer

Term used by law enforcement to describe individuals (usually addicts), who find and/or gather the raw materials for their dealer to make more drugs.

Most commonly used in the methamphetamine trade, where "smurfers" visit pharmacies and purchase small quantities of cold/flu tablets to provide to a maker ("papa smurf") of the drug.

Alice: See that girl? I always see her at the local chemist, purchasing Sudafed.
Diane: Really? She's probably a smurfer.

by buckonz September 22, 2010

Smurfette

That one girl who sleeps with all the guys.

The new kid already hit Smurfette.

by MyBoxHasInternet March 29, 2011

smurftastic

1. over-the-top amazingness

"Whoa, Brianne and Frankie are insanely smurftastic!"

by Brianne Leaf and Frankie Spano August 25, 2007

Smurfed

When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.

I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.

by jammats69 September 9, 2014