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Smurfet is a beautiful, athletic girl who all boys drool over a girl who can get a guy to like her in no time

"Who is that " that's smurfet " wow she is the most beautiful girl I have ever seen " you think I have a chance ? Haha no way dude

smurfet by Wowimbeautiful December 18, 2015

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Wet Smurfer

A handjob given by someone who has just dipped their left hand into a gallon bucket of blue paint

Jibril just gave me the nastiest Wet Smurfer after 5th period today!

Wet Smurfer by AsukaLover45 August 25, 2021

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smurfton

smurfton = anton but smurf

so op anton crazy kovaaks god

someone gets rank 1 in minecraft server

"omg that must be smurfton"

smurfton by laptoplord October 4, 2021

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Smurfer

Term used by law enforcement to describe individuals (usually addicts), who find and/or gather the raw materials for their dealer to make more drugs.

Most commonly used in the methamphetamine trade, where "smurfers" visit pharmacies and purchase small quantities of cold/flu tablets to provide to a maker ("papa smurf") of the drug.

Alice: See that girl? I always see her at the local chemist, purchasing Sudafed.
Diane: Really? She's probably a smurfer.

Smurfer by buckonz September 22, 2010

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Smurfette

That one girl who sleeps with all the guys.

The new kid already hit Smurfette.

Smurfette by MyBoxHasInternet March 29, 2011

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smurftastic

1. over-the-top amazingness

"Whoa, Brianne and Frankie are insanely smurftastic!"

smurftastic by Brianne Leaf and Frankie Spano August 25, 2007

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Smurfed

When you go to take a dump in a "Port-a-John" type toilet and it has been recently cleaned and you get a splash back that gets the blue liquid all over your ass and balls.

I just went to take a dump and I got smurfed.

Smurfed by jammats69 September 9, 2014

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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