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Smokehoe 

Someone who loves to do burnouts, drifts, doughnuts and anything that creates smoke in a car. Generally a petrolhead that lives to tune and put their car before their own safety.
That dude is a Smokehoe!

Them Smokehoes are crrrraaaazzzyyyy....
Smokehoe by TopCotcher November 9, 2018
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Texas Smokehouse 

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.
"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"

Smokehounds 

Smokehound in its plural form.
A Smokehound is a prodigy of Shecky McFireman, a single smokehound is generally referred to as a bad mother fucker, but a group of smokehounds will then be referred to as some of the baddest mother fuckers to ever touch the forge.
"Who are all those good looking, strong folks over there working their asses off?"

"Oh Dave, those are smokehounds."

Billy: Deploying and handling a 2.5 is a one man job
Jon: You're such a smoke hound
Smokehounds by Just1of48 January 7, 2020

smokehouse 

A nickname for a dark skinned man with a long penis. Named because his schlong looks like a sausage that one would find hanging in a smokehouse.
Man, Smokehouse over der picking at his feets again.
smokehouse by biffula December 27, 2007

Italian Smokehouse Syndrome 

when you can't stand the smell of your own putrid farts and you are in an enclosed room and you are also afraid someone is going to walk in and catch you bathing in your own fart orgy
After lunch today I had an Italian smokehouse syndrome thing going on. Thank God the new hot intern didn't walk in. He is so cute!

Tennessee Smokehouse 

n. the act of giving a woman a barbecue sauce enema then doing her in the butt, pulling out, and having her suck your penis dry.
Terry: "Yeah, it was our anniversary last night."
Sean: "Really? Did you and Barbara do anything special."
Terry: "You bet. I gave her the ol' Tennessee Smokehouse...loved it."

smokehouse 

(V). An extremely attractive female. Refers to her being "smokin'" hot. Is used when classifying someone's attractiveness.
Jessica Simpson is a smokehouse!
smokehouse by ERNNNNN April 19, 2007
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