Smitee
Smitee by I, Wreckerrr October 17, 2016
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Smitten
Pure, uncontrollable, excitingly overwhelming, romantic thoughts/feelings towards a certain someone; brought forth and felt through the heart. Usually the more you know about someone the easier it is to find yourself smitten over them. It's more than a liking crush but less than love. It's like dipping a toe into a pool of what it is like to fall for someone; a scary process because of the vulnerability it brings about, but after all that's why it's called falling and not rising.
The Smithester
The gentlemanly act of holding a ladies hair back whilst she cries and vomits uncontrolably into the toilet, whilst at the same time you wank in her face and leave a heaving spunk mess on her chin!
Aw dude. Kerry came back to mine after the pub last night and threw up all over my carpet. Like every man knows thats the calling card for The Smithester, So I dragged her to the toilet and did my worst. She loved it!
The Smithester by Jobby Muscle December 12, 2010
Smite Car
Smite Car is the single greatest innovation of the 21st century. You look at Titanic, you look at Avatar you look at Smite Car and other things that have pushed the boundaries of filmmaking further.
Directed by Punk Duck, Starring Punk Duck, Featuring MythyMoo and Sexy Rexsi.
It's a masterpiece.
Directed by Punk Duck, Starring Punk Duck, Featuring MythyMoo and Sexy Rexsi.
It's a masterpiece.