smite

A term used when murder is just not enough.

Get away from me or I will smite you.

by TrixRabbit April 16, 2006

smite

Something that people do to others when they fail epicly.

Man, that Kelli girl fails, lets make sure we smite her 107 times!

by THEsasquatch April 13, 2009

Smitee

A smitee is one who is struck or smitten.

To smite the wicked is great fun, so let's get a smitee.

by I, Wreckerrr October 17, 2016

Smite

the use of god-like force in a way that cleaves,crushes or shatters said object or person.

im going to smite you, i'll smite you in your sleep.

by twisted mitch December 28, 2005

Smite

(Verb)

To hit something so GODDAMN HARD, it turns into a fuckin’ smear.

From Old English word, “smitan” meaning, “to smear, blemish.”

Example 1:
Paladin: Forsooth! I vow to smite the evil blackguard!

Translation:
Paladin: Fer real! Word~ Imma smack dat mothafucka so hard he’d be nuthin’ but stains!

Example 2:
Thor: Lo! I shalt smite thee with Mjolnir!

Translation:
Thor: Yo! Imma paste ya with da Crusher!

by Sir Erik Silverarms of Arelith July 19, 2018

Smite

Old english term.
To hit someone, usually to kill them.

The knight will smite down any who oppose him.

by Fuzzy Animator March 21, 2003

Smite

A game made to give you depression, only weebs play.

Person 1: hey! You wanna play smite!?

Person 2: nah dude I'm depressed enough

by iHave2Thumbs November 26, 2016