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a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis
i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it
smiffy by Poo Eater February 21, 2005
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Someone who is sweet, sincere, and honest. Her presence illuminates the room and her smile lightens any atmosphere. She is faithful, but she can also be very fierce in her own ways if taunted. She has a naturally shy personality and value intelligence, family, and tradition. She is also that quiet girl that not many know about, but once someone gets to know her they realize she is amazing. She enjoy reading, playing video games, and eating ice cream.
Scumbag #1: Smily is the best girlfriend in the world.
Scumbag #2: OP
Smily by Scumbag #1 January 18, 2013
to be smilly; the state of being silly and happy at the same time; a mix of smiling and silly.
She was smilly throughout the day, inspiring laughter all the way.
smilly by Rosie Pose March 23, 2010
Mix of smart and silly put into one word. Alex thought of it...lol i know alex?! Who would have thought!
Alex: Dude your really smilly today
Ricardo: Thanks dawg
Smilly by imsickohehe February 5, 2012
its a disease my friend came up with its a condition were u smile to much because of a person named miguel making the word smigleys using smile and miguel
Jamie:i got a smiling problem

Savannah: yeah u do because of miguel imma call it smiglys
smiglys by Jamie McLain October 27, 2019
To be pompously furious for something that you probably shouldn't get furious over. The thing you'd be furious over is petty, useless and doesn't really affect anyone in the long run at all.
"Ayo, is Alexandra still mad at us for sitting in her spot at the lunch table when she was absent?"

"Yeah, what a smiffy bitch."
Smiffy by TobyLikesWaffles February 9, 2022
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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