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smify is a term for the relationship between a boy with Down's Syndrome and an ignorant girl who is a loser.

usually, the boy with Down's Syndrome will have no friends because he treats everyone like shit and only cares about the stupid girl. When he makes mistakes, to escape blame, he will push the blame on to someone else.
Harry Wang and Christa Lee of J.P. Stevens High School in Edison, NJ 08820.

Harry Wang has Down's Syndrome. You can tell by the ugly eyes and nose. He is retarded because he has a old ass Mazda Miata(girlie car).
smify by Harry Wiang October 17, 2004
So-Much-Love-For-You
Omg thanks for getting me a birthday present smlfy!!
smlfy by SammyHammy1234 June 5, 2017
Related Words
smify Smiff SMIF smiffed smiffy samifying smi7y Smicy smife Smift
a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis
i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it
smiffy by Poo Eater February 21, 2005

Will Smif 

The way Will Smith pronounces his own name.
"Hey whats up everyone it's me, Will Smif."
-Will Smith
Will Smif by rectangle March 6, 2009
Someone who is sweet, sincere, and honest. Her presence illuminates the room and her smile lightens any atmosphere. She is faithful, but she can also be very fierce in her own ways if taunted. She has a naturally shy personality and value intelligence, family, and tradition. She is also that quiet girl that not many know about, but once someone gets to know her they realize she is amazing. She enjoy reading, playing video games, and eating ice cream.
Scumbag #1: Smily is the best girlfriend in the world.
Scumbag #2: OP
Smily by Scumbag #1 January 18, 2013
Damn I gotta stify
stify by Egrgeh February 25, 2018
To get drunk.
Girl: It's monday and 1pm are you already smiffed?
Boy: We are always smiffed.
smiffed by Smith 3 October 22, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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