smiffy

a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis

i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it

smiffy by Poo Eater February 21, 2005

Smiffy

To be pompously furious for something that you probably shouldn't get furious over. The thing you'd be furious over is petty, useless and doesn't really affect anyone in the long run at all.

"Ayo, is Alexandra still mad at us for sitting in her spot at the lunch table when she was absent?"

"Yeah, what a smiffy bitch."

Smiffy by TobyLikesWaffles February 9, 2022

Smiffy

An animator on such popular flash websites as SheezyArt, DeviantArt, and New Grounds. Along with fellow animator, Joanime, he created a unique character called, Smiffy Bagel. Smiffy is usually angry at someone/something.

Guy: Hey, did you see that movie, The Twin Noodles?

Dude: Nah, I was too busy playing Mega Man.

Smiffy by Chumba1 March 18, 2005

smiffy

A smiffy wifter. See smiffy wifter.

Hey look, there's smiffy, lets throw cans at him...better still, rocks.

smiffy by Philly February 23, 2005

Smiffy

A significantly close sibling, usually a year or two apart. Most commonly misspelled as "Smiffey", and can be shortened to "Smiffz". A "Smiffy" tends to use spaces in between punctuated smiley faces and before/after punctuation.

Smiffy, you are the best big sister in the entire world, let's take a profile picture for our Facebook profiles to show everyone how close we are!

Smiffy by TheRealSmiffy May 18, 2011

Smiffy

When something is suspicious and small

Jake: that bug is very smiffy, what do you think, james?

James: yeah, very smiffy indeed.

Smiffy by Lil swollen tooth November 14, 2025

smiffy wifter 

a short ginger person with a small willy and ginger pubic hair, often found sneaking around dodgy clubs

shit, here comes the smiffy wifter again

smiffy wifter by jed January 22, 2004