Smhit

Deficate in the toilet while smoking.

After a stressful day at the office i couldn't wait to get home to take a smhit.

by sexy j pussy March 1, 2009

Shit Flicks

When you shit in the woods while camping and you run out of toilet paper. While exercising your last shit ticket you get some shit on your hand and need to get it off by shaking and flicking vigorously.

My hand was still covered with shit flicks as I tried my best to wipe

by will bitten October 5, 2016

Oooh Shit

Knowing or seeing something bad was about to happen.

When Julio was caught by his wife cheating at the Bar he was like Oooh Shit!!

by will bitten January 23, 2017

Shit Pains

Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )

Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.

by will bitten March 6, 2017

The Shit-2

(n). Nickname given to the NYPD’s 62nd Precinct by those without morale who work there. (See also, The Depths of Hell.)

Q. Officer, where do you work?

A. The Shit-2, otherwise known as the depths of hell! 😕

by Mickey12x8 February 29, 2020

Shit Warmed Over

English slang which can mean feeling poorly or can describe something as useless or unfit for purpose. So if someone says they feel like shit warmed it means they are feeling extremely unwell or under the weather. But if it is their opinion of a device, person or product, it means that the device, person or product is a total WOFS.

“Are you alright?”
“No, I feel like shit warmed over.”

by AKACroatalin August 19, 2016

Rock and Roll Shit

Taking a shit where there is little thrashing about, a great deal of enjoyment and a bit of pelvic movement to shake it off.

oooooooo that was a rock and roll shit there, fabulous!

by jackjackjackjackjackjack March 26, 2011