The point at which you have consumed so much alcohol, that you are incoherent, have difficulty remembering simple things i.e where you live, how old you are, how ugly you are, how ugly that girl your about to sleep with is. Being 'shit-faced' is usually an experience you only want to try once, and never again.
"Jesus christ!! did I sleep with that thing last night?? I musta been totaly shit-faced"
by DC_daNMan January 29, 2004
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having reached the stage of consuming an undefinable amount of alcohol that the world according to yourself seems either:
a) pretty damn sexy
b) very loud
c) uncontrolably unstable
d) all of the above
Most likely, once you have reached this stage, the enjoyment lasts only until you become in contact with someone that you saw/attempted to speak to that night.
John was so damn shit-faced that night he forgot the bad ass things he got into
by Drunken Joe October 03, 2006
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totally drunk - just submitting for the quote below.
"Am I shit-faced yet?" (Arnold in 'Twins')
by dr. sausage September 14, 2007
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AkA "Hammed" Or Jason Jones on a typical saturday.
Yo did you guys see jason last saturday, he was hammed out. Shit Faced!
by JonnyC March 07, 2005
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a term for saying someone looks like there on drugs. They can also look like they have been shut down by the uglyest girl in school. Often used by fathers who just sit around the house and drink beer.
You look pretty shit faced this morning, must have been the crack.
by Anonymous March 05, 2003
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