Smegmor 

(noun) The infinate and ever glorious Smegmor is the ruler of all smegma.

1. He's the smegmanator, SMEGMOR!
2. Ewww......it's Smegmor...
3. Dude you're not a super hero...your just Smegmor.
4. 'Smegmor' is a fun word to say in a high pitch voice...try it fool!

Smegmor by Chasehead May 7, 2005

Smegmor & Pubezilla 

The unstoppable duo comprising of Smegmor, the ruler of all smegma, and Pubezilla, the Bhutanese monster comprised entirely of pubes. They have existed for many thousands of years and are feared by many of the 34 people who live in Bhutan.

Guy 1: Oh no, it's Smegmor & Pubezilla!

Guy 2: We're doomed!

Guy 3: What a crap way to be killed.

Smegmor & Pubezilla by Blue Whale December 12, 2008

Smemory

1.) A memory acknowledged by a smell 2.) A momento characterized by a unique scent or aroma 3.) A sudden rememberance of a person, place, thing, or time jogged by the sense of smell

"Bob's house gave me a smemory of a bathroom at a ballpark when I was a kid"
"Whoa, big smemories of my ex when I went through Macy's"

Smemory by MrKendall November 4, 2013

smegmolised 

After not cleaning your penis for 6 months, you stand above your partner and open wide. If your partner ends up completely covered in smegma then you have “smegmolised” her

Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”

Example of use:
“Oh myyyy, you’ve smegmolised me!”
“I smegmolised your mom”
“If you keep resisting I’ll smegmolise you”

smegmolised by Women Moment September 17, 2020

smegmosis 

Closely derived from the two words smegma and osmosis, smegmosis is the process by which bits of annoying crapola, not necessarily smegma in the classical dictionary sense, move mysteriously from one location to another.

Tom: How did this load of smegmatic smegmoids get on my desk? They used to be on Julie's desk.

Ed: Ahh, the mysterious process of smegmosis has occured.

Tom: Isn't that just smegmificent?

smegmosis by Brandon De Graaf March 13, 2008

smegmurt 

The custard like combination of smegma, semen, and processed dairy. An aromatic surprise for the unsuspecting fellatrix.

"Oh, darling, whatever is this flavorful dairy snack within the cap of your unshorn meat whistle?"

"That, love, is smegmurt, the lovingly crafted fruit of my Gentile cock and a big bowl of cereal!"

"I Can't Believe it's not Dick Butter!"

smegmurt by Prattinator October 2, 2009

Smegmarmalade 

A smegma preserve, commonly eaten at breakfast. Most people spread it on bread. It's proven to be pretty healthy and a great source of calcium.

Smegmarmalade is made of smegma recolted on "smegma trees". If you want to produce some, please be sure that the smegma is well ripe, or your smegmarmalade would have an acid, piss-like taste.

A scientist : the slice always fall on the smegmarmalade side*

A mother to her child : Do not eat smegmarmalade at the spoon!

Smegmarmalade by samegma August 12, 2010