Smegmorize

1.Everyone has a friend/friends that do this from time to time, they will go out to a bar/restaurant and run up the bill and all of a sudden, oops! I forgot/lost my wallet

Person 1. "Dam bro we ran up $250 on just drinks, thats not even including our food."
Person 2."Oh man, i lost my wallet, my bad dude, just pay for me and next time is on me."
Person 1. " Dude, you just totally smegmorized me!"

by Dallas from Homestead January 5, 2009

Smegmor

(noun) The infinate and ever glorious Smegmor is the ruler of all smegma.

1. He's the smegmanator, SMEGMOR!
2. Ewww......it's Smegmor...
3. Dude you're not a super hero...your just Smegmor.
4. 'Smegmor' is a fun word to say in a high pitch voice...try it fool!

by Chasehead May 7, 2005

Smegmor & Pubezilla

The unstoppable duo comprising of Smegmor, the ruler of all smegma, and Pubezilla, the Bhutanese monster comprised entirely of pubes. They have existed for many thousands of years and are feared by many of the 34 people who live in Bhutan.

Guy 1: Oh no, it's Smegmor & Pubezilla!

Guy 2: We're doomed!

Guy 3: What a crap way to be killed.

by Blue Whale December 12, 2008