Smegmarhea

A soupy mix of Dick Cheese and Diarrhea, created by the most unhygienic of sodomy.

Have you ever smelled Smegmarhea? It's fucking putrid.

by xd lol xd December 16, 2019

smearhead

Somebody who is your boy but kind of slippery.

Yo, I know that boy Gadzüke- he woke AF but he kinda a smearhead. I saw him shoving slim Jim’s down his trousers at the dollar store.

Fecus’s boys called him a smearhead after he dined and dashed at the local Arches.

by GerthPaul November 24, 2020

Smegmarmalade

A smegma preserve, commonly eaten at breakfast. Most people spread it on bread. It's proven to be pretty healthy and a great source of calcium.

Smegmarmalade is made of smegma recolted on "smegma trees". If you want to produce some, please be sure that the smegma is well ripe, or your smegmarmalade would have an acid, piss-like taste.

A scientist : the slice always fall on the smegmarmalade side*

A mother to her child : Do not eat smegmarmalade at the spoon!

by samegma August 12, 2010