Smashong
When you're trying to encourage your friend to fuck a girl and you switch the o and I and you proceed to shut off your phone from your own stupidity
Smashong by CrazyNigger March 25, 2016
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smashing beetles
An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.
smashing beetles by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2019
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illegal smashing
This is what most people do when they smash. Happens a lot at Old Baby. It's perfectly harmless and has shown no signs of health concerns. Commonly associated with the act of schlop.
"So, do most people smash... Illegally?"
"Me and my girlfriend often participate in illegal smashing"
"Me and my girlfriend often participate in illegal smashing"
illegal smashing by Father_Grande_69 March 29, 2017
The Smashing Pumpkins
A talented and ahead-of-their-time alt. rock band containing Billy Corgan, James Iha, Jimmy Chamberlin, and D'arcy Wretzky. A huge influence on modern music, as well as a true inspiration to anyone who would be interested in good music. The Smashing Pumpkins formed in 1988 and broke up in 2000. HOw we carry on without them is unknown...
Damn it! Turn off that stupid rap and put something good on, maybe The Smashing Pumpkins or some Red Hot Chili Peppers.
The Smashing Pumpkins by Adam Korman January 19, 2004
Helmet Smashing
Hamilton and Chubb went into the woods to do a little docking, but to their dismay neither of them had a foreskin, so instead they engaged in a spirited bout of helmet smashing.
Helmet Smashing by theHamSlice June 2, 2010
Smashings
I looked at my girl and said SMASHINGS...because I want to grab her and break her apart cuz I love her so much.
Smashings by 93 yourcultleader93 July 25, 2020
Smashing Pumpkins
A popular mainstream-alternative rock band that was around from 1988-2000. They had several #1 albums such as Siamese Dream and Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness. They were one of the more popular alternative bands of the 90s. Lead singer Billy Corgan and Drummer Jimmy Chamberlin started a band called Zwan in 2000. D'arcy
Wretzky and James Iha founded Scratchy Records after the Smashing Pumpkins broke up.
Wretzky and James Iha founded Scratchy Records after the Smashing Pumpkins broke up.
Damn I wish I saw the Smashing Pumpkins before they broke up, now there will always be a hole in my heart that I can never fill.
Smashing Pumpkins by IAmZero July 4, 2003
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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