Smashings
I looked at my girl and said SMASHINGS...because I want to grab her and break her apart cuz I love her so much.
Smashings by 93 yourcultleader93 July 25, 2020
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morning smashings
-Getting intoxicated (eg. alcohol, weed) straight after waking up, before 12pm.
-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.
-Getting intoxicated first thing in the morning after being intoxicated the night before.
Liz and Chris woke up at 9am to avoid a hangover Liz brought out a bottle of tequila and suggested morning smashings.
morning smashings by empresshearts April 22, 2008
smashing beetles
An act of futility/ derived from the unseen but refered-to character in Game of Thrones, Cousin Orson Lannister, who spends his time smashing beetles.
smashing beetles by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 13, 2019
illegal smashing
This is what most people do when they smash. Happens a lot at Old Baby. It's perfectly harmless and has shown no signs of health concerns. Commonly associated with the act of schlop.
"So, do most people smash... Illegally?"
"Me and my girlfriend often participate in illegal smashing"
"Me and my girlfriend often participate in illegal smashing"
illegal smashing by Father_Grande_69 March 29, 2017
The Smashing Pumpkins
A talented and ahead-of-their-time alt. rock band containing Billy Corgan, James Iha, Jimmy Chamberlin, and D'arcy Wretzky. A huge influence on modern music, as well as a true inspiration to anyone who would be interested in good music. The Smashing Pumpkins formed in 1988 and broke up in 2000. HOw we carry on without them is unknown...
Damn it! Turn off that stupid rap and put something good on, maybe The Smashing Pumpkins or some Red Hot Chili Peppers.
The Smashing Pumpkins by Adam Korman January 19, 2004
Helmet Smashing
Hamilton and Chubb went into the woods to do a little docking, but to their dismay neither of them had a foreskin, so instead they engaged in a spirited bout of helmet smashing.
Helmet Smashing by theHamSlice June 2, 2010
smushing snake
smushing snake by A7XAngelA7X666 December 28, 2016
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