Smartface

A stupid name for a very smart person. Used in an ironic fashion when talking about yourself.

"How did you get a 90 on your math test?!"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm a smartface!"

by I think gavels should be called law-hammers April 5, 2006

Smartface

a real dumbass, sarcastically speaking. bloody idiot.

Hey smartface, get the hell outta the road!

by Woo-Man_58 May 14, 2016

SharkFace Gang

Organization created by Seattle rapper Macklemore. Support real hip-hop by looking beneath the mainstream. Don't be ignorant.

P.S. the person who created the other definition knows nothing about hip-hop. This is evident because he is a fan of Wiz Khalifa, a sellout rapper whose content consists of weed, haters, bitches, money, cars.

Taylor gang? That's pussy shit. Sharkface Gang kills it

by RealHipHop29 May 21, 2012

The Scarface

After unleashing one’s boner marrow into a whore’s mouth and she has the audacity to spit out your load, you proceed to bitch slap her across the face while wearing a ring, (preferably backhanded but forehanded is acceptable too). As long as it tears her facial tissue, leaving a scar that will remind that whore to never spit out your cum again. You then shove her face in the ground, (creating another gash in her face), and make her slurp it up off the floor and swallow it like a true whore.

That whore Marci spit out my cummies, so I felt obligated to give her my specialty, The Scarface.

I busted a huge load in Marci’s mouth, but I had to Scarface her when she didn’t swallow every last drop.

by Jason’s Sister’s Ass May 23, 2019

Shartface

n. shart-fays

Inf: Shartface
F: Shartface Hookermouth*

A term of endearment used by someone upon learning their friend has not only sharted their pants, but proudly owned up to it as well.

*Only to be used in special occasions

Bill: "Dude, you sharted?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "And you admitted it?"
Monica: "Yeah"
Bill: "We are going to be great friends, Shartface."

by ShartfaceHookermouth1 November 5, 2010

shirtfaced

A state of being faceless; occurs when the bottom half of a person's shirt is pulled up, covering their own face.

She wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced.

by imshirtfaced February 4, 2012

Scarface

In 1980 Miami, a determined Cuban immigrant takes over a drug empire while succumbing to greed. (Cartel not Mafia).

Scarface is about Tony Montana's rise to power which ultimately leads to his fall.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ July 12, 2011