smallface 

An individual, likely to be inbred, with all of his/her facial features in a very small area (about a 3" x 3" area) and completely lacking a supraorbital ridge. Smallfaces are most often found at NASCAR events. The most famous examples include the pitcher Randy Johnson and the banjo-playing kid from the movie Deliverance.

Jim: Hey,Mary Lou, what do you think about my friend Bob? I think he kinda likes you.
Mary Lou: That sumbitch is a smallface. I mean, check out that face. His eyes, nose, and mouth are all within an inch of each other!

smallface by seanstreck October 28, 2008

Small Face Hundred 

The older-style (pre 1996) of the USD 100 dollar bill. Compared to the small faced hundred, modern $100 notes have a significantly larger portrait of Benjamin Franklin on the front. This term can also be used to express the idea of "old money."

"Small face hundreds, 94' money"
Shawty Lo - Easily I Approach

Small Face Hundred by TonySnark July 2, 2011

Smallfice 

a small office, oftentimes smaller than a cubical. Typically you can stand in the middle and touch the walls on either sides when you extend your arms.

Had he known his office was being replaced with a smallfice, Glenn would have opted for a more spacious cubicle instead.

Smallfice by opalhearts August 7, 2012

smashface 

To shamelessly stuff your face with heavy foods (i.e. Pizza, burritos, doritos)

As I was snacking on a piece of pizza outside of the convienient store a gentleman walked passed and said, "oh, you be gettin' your smashface on."

smashface by Lee Sauce April 14, 2006

Bruce Smallacombe 

The most awesome teacher to have ever lived.

Girl: Smalls gave us no home work today yet again!!

Boy: Awe man. He is so awesome.

Bruce Smallacombe

Bruce Smallacombe by RaineKiyomi December 8, 2009

Sealface 

1: The worlds worst kind of person.

2: A total douche.

3: That guy in the group that no one actually likes.

Holy shit, that dude is such a sealface!
Oh damn, Sealface is shit!

Sealface by shotgunjimmy May 16, 2010

staleface 

to stare at blankly but in a bitchy way. kinda like the evil eye but not quite,people tend to get pissed or annoyed when you do it though. Its very effective

Jen: Ur so ugly! haha!
Kathy: Was That sposta b a joke?...
Jen: Yeah...kinda
Kathy: *staleface*
Jen: Wow ur a bitch...*walks away*

staleface by HaveNoFearStalefacingHoeIsHere April 7, 2010