slart-faced 

adjective: description of the facial expression of someone who is mardy, annoyed, or angrily disappointed by events. The phrase comes from early 1980's East Midlands (Rutland) slang. Similar to "having a face like a smacked bum".

Sharon got slart-faced when her boyfriend talked to Tina.

slart-faced by diskgrinder September 1, 2008

shart-faced 

Accidental inebriation. If "to shart" is the act of intending to fart but accidentally shitting yourself, and "shit-faced" is the state of being intoxicated, then it follows that "shart-faced" would be a condition of drunkenness reached only by accidental or unintentional means.

Honey, we only went out for a couple of beers but Mel kept ordering these little shots of blue shit and the next thing you know we're all completely shart-faced.

shart-faced by Fred Poole December 2, 2010

shart face

the shocked look on one's face as they realize they have not farted as they expected, but indeed sharted instead. shart face most commonly occurs during public sharts.

Dude I was talking to Sarah and I was really nervous and had to fart. But then I sharted and I had the worst shart face. Fuck.

shart face by Bartholomew Cubbins February 26, 2011

slant face 

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slant face by --____-- July 15, 2013

POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET 

To get brutally fucked inf the ass and force feed McDonald chicken nuggets covered in breast milk then they force there tongue in your ass and "eat the nuggets again"

Dang i really wanna POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET with someone

POOKIE WOOKIE SHART FACE CUM NUGGET by TOEGULPER69000 March 27, 2024

Fuck Start his Face 

Is where I come over and forcefully put my vagina on your face and force you to eat me out until you can't breathe anymore.

Emma walked up to Rodan and proceeded to Fuck start his face.

Fuck Start his Face by HHRLisa August 31, 2011

Face shart 

When you sneeze but don't have time to pull down your face mask, thus it goes everywhere inside your mask.

Face sharts are the worst; today I had to sneeze but my hands were full and I couldn't get my mask down in time.

Face shart by pandemic_thoughts September 24, 2020