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Smartfounded 

A person actively pretending to know what they or somebody else is talking about when in reality they have no idea what the fuck is going on, Therefore, fooling the general population into believing that they are smart when in actuality they are a dumbass.

People who are smartfounded also like to make things up that sound hi-tech and that they could be true in order to make others believe that they are smart, however, theese facts are completely wrong and no one should ever believe them

People should avoid theese types of people seing as after extensive scientific research and studies it has been been proven that spending time within the vacinity of theese people for extended periods of time can cause a decrease in IQ, as well as explosive diahreah, anal seepage, inflimation of the left nostril, and lung cancer. No known cure or cause has been found however, some believe it may be genetic.
Person 1: do you know how to do this chem shit?
Person 2: Somewhat
Person 1: hmmm ill ask Dan he seems to know whats going on
Person 2: no dont do that he's just smartfounded everything he says is completely wrong, plus, hes a douche bag
Smartfounded by Ohmagorsh June 4, 2009
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Some low life who plays the popular browser game Tribal Wars all the time, it's basically all he does. He will grow up to be a nothing who lives in his mother's basement.
I can't believe you still live with your mom. You're such a smaff.
smaff by TWrevealer123 December 23, 2009

Smartface 

A stupid name for a very smart person. Used in an ironic fashion when talking about yourself.
"How did you get a 90 on your math test?!"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm a smartface!"
An annoying fart-muffin, with no life, who will grow up alone, living with his mother, and will never get laid. The epitome of loser, freak, sketch, creeper, dork, etc. combined.

can be abbreviated as "smaff"
That Eric kid is such a smaffle.
Smaffle by DJ Sanctuary November 14, 2009

Smartful 

One who is smart and intelligant,
A smart or intelligant remark
I am too smartful!!
Smartful by Gaventar January 18, 2010

smartfuck 

The coolest person you will ever meet
"That Alix is a smartfuck!"
"Yo, Austin isn't such a smartfuck..."
smartfuck by rawrrrrhehhehheh January 9, 2010
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