smaffer
smaffer by Mr. Gobbledigook May 23, 2023
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Spaffers
Spaffers by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021
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smaffer • Shaffer • Saffers • Swaffer • Scaffer • shaffering • snafferbuffle • Spaffer • safferoonicle • Saffervescence
swafferdonk
Guy 1: So he tried to get you to buy some fake ass Jordans?
Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me
Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me
swafferdonk by Swirvithan L'Gooding-Splatt November 18, 2013
Saffers
Saffers by Mike O'Donnell November 4, 2007
Saffervescence
A slang derivative of effervescence. The term is used to describe the awesomeness given off by one, and only one, interaction designer extraordinaire. It is a feeling hard to describe, but you know it when you are in its presence; there is a certain "rarefied vocational air".
He walked into the room and saffervescence filled all of the available space. The air felt electric.
Saffervescence by Dan Harrelson March 12, 2008
swaffer
Derived from the word dutch word Swaffelen, desrcribes a person who'd rather slap their flacid dick against something than actually harden up and do it
swaffer by YourFavouriteVan May 13, 2022
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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