smaffer

the thing where the dog bark hurts the adult orphanage. Where the adult orphans r at.

when is the chip shop open?

smaffer

by Mr. Gobbledigook May 23, 2023

Spaffers

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum

I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum

by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

swafferdonk

Duped, Out played, Tricked, Out Smarted

Guy 1: So he tried to get you to buy some fake ass Jordans?

Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me

by Swirvithan L'Gooding-Splatt November 18, 2013

Saffers

Natives of South Africa (mainly used in the UK).
Based on the abbreviation for South Africa as SAf.

Come to our BBQ, there will be lots of Ozzies, Kiwis and Saffers there!

by Mike O'Donnell November 4, 2007

Saffervescence

A slang derivative of effervescence. The term is used to describe the awesomeness given off by one, and only one, interaction designer extraordinaire. It is a feeling hard to describe, but you know it when you are in its presence; there is a certain "rarefied vocational air".

He walked into the room and saffervescence filled all of the available space. The air felt electric.

by Dan Harrelson March 12, 2008

swaffer

Derived from the word dutch word Swaffelen, desrcribes a person who'd rather slap their flacid dick against something than actually harden up and do it

Stop being such a swaffer and ask her out already

by YourFavouriteVan May 13, 2022

Saffer

South African. Originates from the way some Londoners pronounce "Saff Africa". (Mainly used in England, esp. London)

There are enough southern hemisphere rugby players in the Guinness Premiership to make a team of only Saffers, Kiwis and Aussies!

by totiboy January 13, 2010