Smaffle

An annoying fart-muffin, with no life, who will grow up alone, living with his mother, and will never get laid. The epitome of loser, freak, sketch, creeper, dork, etc. combined.

can be abbreviated as "smaff"

That Eric kid is such a smaffle.

by DJ Sanctuary November 14, 2009

Smaffle

To furiously eat or drink something.

I'm gonna smaffle that case of beer before the night is over

by Matt Kingstone October 17, 2008

shmaffle

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).

Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.

by b-ret April 14, 2014

snaffleburger

A slang name for female genitalia, often one that has been much used and has a hint of kippers.

Man1: "Look at that sexy bird"
Man2: "Yeah, but I bet she has a snaffleburger"
Man3: "I agree. Can you smell fish?"

by Waldopop March 26, 2011

snaffletooth

a particularly bad case of snaggletooth

me: dude, why is that snaffletooth always snafflin' at me?

k-dog: man, eat sschidt.

by scabeater January 18, 2010

swaffle

"to bang your gentleman sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal"

That guy just swaffled!

by Trevor P.B December 28, 2021

Snaffleküchen

A being from Germanic folklore which would steal the cakes of bad boys and girls.

"Where's my cupcake gone?"

"It wasn't me, must have been the Snaffleküchen"

by Hans Lander February 25, 2013