Smaffle

An annoying fart-muffin, with no life, who will grow up alone, living with his mother, and will never get laid. The epitome of loser, freak, sketch, creeper, dork, etc. combined.

can be abbreviated as "smaff"

That Eric kid is such a smaffle.

by DJ Sanctuary November 14, 2009

Smaffle

To furiously eat or drink something.

I'm gonna smaffle that case of beer before the night is over

by Matt Kingstone October 17, 2008