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Slimy Joystick
When the man on top during double vaginal sex pulls out and cums on the other man's scrotum. After using his dick to rub the cum all over the scrotum, he then re-enters the girl's pussy to cum again on the other guy's shaft. Due to the homoerotic nature of the act, it is mostly performed by bisexual men. However, straight men can perform it on occasion.
My bi friend and I once did double vaginal with a girl we picked up from the club. I was on top, so I decided to give him a slimy joystick since it was his birthday. I don't like guys, so I told him that's as far as he would get with me.
Slimy Joystick by FraterOS December 30, 2018
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Slymy • slimy • slimy bannana • slimy sally • slamy sam • slimy beaver • slimy cock • Slimy gecko • Slimy Limey • slimy palm flopper
slyrye
A god who is king of slyraq and all of the slyriders. One of the most notorious slyriders are Mitasa, SamsMindset, Azerae, and wavae.
slyrye by Samuel Zion November 28, 2020
Slimy Fandango
She kept on sneezing in her palm and then pulled my dick out and gave me a slimy fandango during "the passion of the christ."
Slimy Fandango by Ranchgirls November 6, 2020
Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?
Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!
slimy marvin
While your buddy is sleeping you spread your asshole over his/her mouth and take a wicked shit in it. You then duct tape there mouth closed. Its a real nasty surpise!
I gave Chip a slimy marvin last night, he was gagging like a 12 year old school girl at a blowjob convention!
slimy marvin by LukeAss April 22, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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