penguin shit

When a penguin shats, he makes a substance called PENGUIN SHIT
Eat penguin shit you ass belancher
by LUkeAss December 23, 2003
mugGet the penguin shitmug.

fall out fags

Reference to the gayest band ever, Fall out Boy. The members of the "band" are a bunch of whiny pussies wearing girls jeans. They are helping contribute to the death of true rock music, which has been slowly dying for a while now. Fuck these fall out fags, fuck them up their faggy assholes!
12 year old girl: OMFG i luv fallout boy they are so punk rock and hawt!!

Me: I fucking hate you you piece of dog shit, listen to the Ramones or the Sex Pistols for punk rock, not the fall out fags you stupid little cuntrag fuckface
by LukeAss August 24, 2006
mugGet the fall out fagsmug.

slimy marvin

While your buddy is sleeping you spread your asshole over his/her mouth and take a wicked shit in it. You then duct tape there mouth closed. Its a real nasty surpise!
I gave Chip a slimy marvin last night, he was gagging like a 12 year old school girl at a blowjob convention!
by LukeAss April 22, 2006
mugGet the slimy marvinmug.

Nick Lachey

It is tough because he was in a boyband everyone was 98% sure was gay, when he went solo he sounds like he was castrated, yet he gets to bang jessica simpson...its not fair he is a fagbag!
You want to join a boyband then once you get big, go solo and sing like a faggot?? Dude, dont go Nick Lachey on me
by LUkeAss January 15, 2004
mugGet the Nick Lacheymug.

ettes

a short term for cigarretes used by someone who is usually high or just a complete ass
You kid pass the ettes over HURR
by LUkeAss December 21, 2003
mugGet the ettesmug.

Dirty Carmine

You begin with a blumpkin- receiving oral sex while taking a wicked shit. Once you are done shitting you get off the bowl and bend the girl over so that her head is submerged in the shit water. you then procede to fuck her ass hard!!
that blumpkin was getting boring, so i heated things up by going dirty carmine!!!
by LukeAss May 20, 2007
mugGet the Dirty Carminemug.

power dump

When you take a crap that is so big and comes out so fast that the toilet water splashes up and gets all ovewr your ass or nuts
Damn my ass is soaked after that power dump
by LUkeAss January 10, 2004
mugGet the power dumpmug.