Definitions by LukeAss

chasing the cake 

When one does whatever it takes to acquire disgusting amounts of cash or valuables.

I stole millions of dollars from charities, old ladies trust funds, and childrens hospitals. Hey man don't judge me, I was just chasing the cake!

chasing the cake by LUkeass April 13, 2010

Dirty Carmine 

You begin with a blumpkin- receiving oral sex while taking a wicked shit. Once you are done shitting you get off the bowl and bend the girl over so that her head is submerged in the shit water. you then procede to fuck her ass hard!!

that blumpkin was getting boring, so i heated things up by going dirty carmine!!!

Dirty Carmine by LukeAss May 20, 2007

fall out fags 

Reference to the gayest band ever, Fall out Boy. The members of the "band" are a bunch of whiny pussies wearing girls jeans. They are helping contribute to the death of true rock music, which has been slowly dying for a while now. Fuck these fall out fags, fuck them up their faggy assholes!

12 year old girl: OMFG i luv fallout boy they are so punk rock and hawt!!

Me: I fucking hate you you piece of dog shit, listen to the Ramones or the Sex Pistols for punk rock, not the fall out fags you stupid little cuntrag fuckface

fall out fags by LukeAss August 24, 2006

slimy marvin

While your buddy is sleeping you spread your asshole over his/her mouth and take a wicked shit in it. You then duct tape there mouth closed. Its a real nasty surpise!

I gave Chip a slimy marvin last night, he was gagging like a 12 year old school girl at a blowjob convention!

slimy marvin by LukeAss April 22, 2006

a bomb

When you rip a fart so loud, long, and vile smelling, well my friends, you have just dropped the a bomb

Oh my god it smells like my grandpas asshole after taco bell in here! Jon dont drop the a bomb again I cant fucking breath!

a bomb by LUkeAss March 28, 2004

Nick Lachey

It is tough because he was in a boyband everyone was 98% sure was gay, when he went solo he sounds like he was castrated, yet he gets to bang jessica simpson...its not fair he is a fagbag!

You want to join a boyband then once you get big, go solo and sing like a faggot?? Dude, dont go Nick Lachey on me

Nick Lachey by LUkeAss January 15, 2004

power dump 

When you take a crap that is so big and comes out so fast that the toilet water splashes up and gets all ovewr your ass or nuts

Damn my ass is soaked after that power dump

power dump by LUkeAss January 10, 2004