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Slurpcest

A word for “the day after tomorrow” used by some people dissatisfied with the lack of a specific name for it
I have temple this slurpcest because I’m Jewish.
Are you going to the park on slurpcest?
by Skank-hunt_3d April 2, 2025
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Thumbs up for slurpees

A generally positive exclamation, along the lines of "way to go" or the slightly older "excellent!." Originally from the Jonathan Coulton song Flickr and popularized by the podcast Bad Philosophy. Also can be used as an agreement.
"So I just aced that presentation"

"Thumbs up for slurpees, man!"
by JeffyMac April 2, 2009
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special slurpees

adding something of the alcoholic variety to a slurpee you purchase from quick zone. this best combination is coke slurpee with malibu coconut rum. can be drank on your way to class, after a hard day of school, afternoon snack or if you are just parched. very discreet way to maintain your buzz without getting caught by the RA's.
hey kelso wanna grab some special slurpees and then go hang out in the lounge?
--- ya sure, ive had a hard day of being a coffee beaner.
by JHALL229 January 10, 2009
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Slurpees

Herpes acquired from oral sex. Derived from herpes.
I heard he got slurpees from that loose cheerleader. Good for him.
by Fitz Fitzgerald November 19, 2007
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free slurpies

when you buy weed off of a person and they give the buyer a venerial disease
'' oh hey sean C. you got the bud and my free slurpies?'' ''yeah, unzip your pants."
by adamroth February 23, 2011
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Genital Slurpees

Oral sex. Really sloppy drooly slurpey oral sex. the good kind.

or

when someone pours a slurpee all over your balls and someone else licks it off
sup bro? dat bitch gave me genital slurpees last night. alpha brama!

sup bro? dat bitch poured slurpee all over my balls and gave me genital slurpees! it was cold yo!
by slurpees not herpes January 2, 2008
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Slurpies

Otherwise known as a "sloppy burpie." It's a modified version of the Crossfit exercise the "Burpie." This happens when your body reaches exhaustion during a Crossfit WOD and causes your Burpie form to lack.
"Dude, I was so tired during yesterday's WOD that my Burpies started looking like Slurpies."
by Bartles June 6, 2013
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